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Your opinion is irrelevant because these films were not made for your entertainment. -- Film Professor ( and resident jackass ) John Talbird
If all blind women were as hot as her ( Audrey Hepburn in 1967's "Wait Until Dark" ) I'd start dating them. -- Adam
What's so wrong with a little nipple on a cold winter's night? -- Norman Chad, TV critic
Boise, Idaho is not exactly the cultural capital of the world. -- Professor Potter
Ned: Girls are like parking spaces....they're either taken or handicapped.
[Abbey is doing a crossword...CLUE: "Event attended by Cinderella" ( 4 letters )
Abbey: "She went to the ball, right?"
Ben: "Yeah..."
Abbey: "But it's only four letters long."
( stunned silence )
In water polo, how do they get the horses in the water? -- (person to remain nameless)
Ben: Why is it wet between my legs?
"I'm the black Warren Buffett." -- Jay-Z
"The first time I saw the Matrix, I was momentarily homicidal towards Keanu Reeves. I would have been great if would have been able to play Neo. But I think I was in the pen at the time." -- Robert Downey, Jr.
Abbey: "Vermont's in Oregon, right? Oh, no, wait... Isn't Vermont a state?"
Jenni: "...No, because that wouldn't be fair to Ben."
Adam: "Since when is it about fair-iosity?"
Kilie: "Have you seen that show 'Average Joe' on TV?
Abbey: "You mean the one with all the fat guys?"
Fat guy on elevator: "Hey!"
Adam (at 4:38 a.m.): I can't sleep. I'm making a hot dog.
Letting Windows users have iTunes is like letting all those white trash golf fans into the course on Happy Gilmore. It just lowers the standards. -- Ben
Jenni (to paramedic with stretcher in Abel elevator): THAT doesn't look good.
Paramedic: Well, we're not the coroners, so it can't be THAT bad.
Alipete10KU: dear lord, have you SEEN THE [Urban Outfitters] CATALOG? that store is raping me of all my money.
I know you're destined for greatness. -- Sheri to Slater on Fraternity Life.
Cooking is a thing I took on to become a woman. -- Jessica Simpson
It's all dark outside and now the tornado's comin' and you don't have a basement...Ooops, and now the shorts are getting brown. -- Professor Kopplin
I will not fail or disappoint you, Cullyfornia. -- Arnold.
TBMutiny:
I like to call David Justice Captain Obvious
BVkitty13:
yeah.
BVkitty13:
notice how his career totally fell off the face of the earth after the split
with halle berry?
BVkitty13:
and she went up, up up?
BVkitty13:
i just think that's interesting...
BVkitty13:
he never recovered.
TBMutiny:
he needs to get dumped again then, so his announcing career falls off the face
of the earth
You took the elevator while we walked up 11 flights of stairs?! BULLPLOP. -- Andy
